Someone: What's your name?
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.
Me: The best one.
Someone: So it's Mathieu?
Me: Yes. Now; you killed my father, prepare to die.
by Tuna (TuneyPerson) November 9, 2020
Ancient Egyption Mathieu means "El Grande"
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever
as in someone with a huge penis, know only to immortals,
also Mathieu mean the most attractive man ever
by begalfull April 23, 2009
A gorgeous male from Switzerland.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
He's nice, with an incredibly cute smile, hot abs, and adorable French accent.
He speaks more than one language.
by American Admirer November 13, 2010
A large human of French Descent Capable of absorbing LARGE amounts of food at the same time. Its Favorite food is every food. It is a Scavenger belonging to the family of Fattus Muchus. It is a social animal but it is incapable of making or keeping actual friends as no one wishes to hang around with it.
by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022
To Mathieu is to make an incredibly lame joke and proceed laugh about it for hours on end, commenting on the principles in which make it funny. Considering Matthews are renowned for being funny, and French people are renowned for being anything but, the name comes from the French adaptation of aforementioned name.
by Chrogan May 5, 2010
Mathieu is a fat guy who needs to hit the gym and has an ego the size of the sun but everyone knows he's nothing and will be working at Tim Hortons for the rest of his life.
That guy over there is Mathieu don't talk to him
by Average Kanadian November 14, 2022
A name referring to outstanding male endowment. Unfortunately, Mathieu's have become the target of violence to many with furious penis envy. The most violent to attack Mathieus are known to work in groups and forcibly remove the Mathieu's penis, hence the small or absent penis Mathieu . A Mathieu is a blessing that can become cursed, such is the nature of this jealous world.
Any Girl: "He's got a Mathieu in the drawers"
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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
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News Anchor: "A gang Mathieud another massively endowed citizen this evening as he exited the apartment of a woman who later committed suicide when she realized she could no longer be pleasured by that Mathieu dick again"
by Brokenneck October 16, 2009